Lesson learnt

I was wondering about important points to note in a relationships, and how people take them as. Following are some that i came across, which had made a difference in relationships. Had a litle chit chat with random people. I take them as lessons learnt.

- Love yourself first. If you didn’t, nobody would.
- Never let a man take control over you
- Let him win (even though you are best at it, just let him win, you won’t regret it)
- Do not give a 100% trust on him. He betrays you, you’d be happy you didn’t have that 100%.
- If you’re not sure, don’t let out the “love” word.
- Only love someone who loves you back
- Sex counts…a lot!
- The more you have in common, the more easier to get along
- Boredom is a problem u can’t overcome. So do not try to work it out with someone - who you cant have a conversation with.
- Once you find love, open up. Its healthy
- Set down the rules at the start of the game. You set yourself up for happiness unless you make your expectations clear from the beginning.
- If he did it to her, he’ll probly do it to you.
- If he wins, it doesn’t mean you lose. You just saved yourself some peace!
- Even though you know his daily routine, what he’s doin, you never know what he’s upto.
- If he left you for a reason, don’t bother going back. And even if you have the chance, take him into consideration attached with your rules. Don’t let him play with you again.
- If you love him like crazy, you’d probly treat him like a king – which is truly a mistake. He wud take you for granted and would forget wat you did for him. If you really wanna take the burden, you get nothing in return.
- Don’t expect him to come running after you, even if he’s the one who broke up.
- Don’t expect any miracles – like a “perfect man”
- Make the most of what you have. Love him dearly (only if that makes you happy). Who knows, when he’d want a change or take a break. You don’t get to love someone that often.
- He betrays you, yet you feel he’s at the urge to talk to you. It does not mean he regrets doing whatever he did (to leave you). He obviously feels sorry for you. This may hapn for a few days after he had done the deed. It would eventually stop after some time. You might think he’s trying to make up at first. But you’ll find out he’s just doingit out of guilt. Sory but not regret. He stops it, then you realize he’s not coming back! So much for the hope you had!

Missin Pon n Zi

BEFORE AND AFTER THE WEDDING

Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating

Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football

Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start

Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like he lives in a dorm

Before - We agree on everything
After - We can't agree on anything

Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom

Before - Idol
After - Idle

Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before - Time stood still
After - Where did the time go?

Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

Before - Passion
After – Ration

Questions and answers

The following questions and answers were collected from a GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given by British students writing their fifth form GCSE Exams . These are genuine responses from 16 year olds.

Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. {do dishes}

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Seikh wears on his head.

[day dreaming]

[suppose, you are asked a question and ...."Y"]

If you don't want people to judge you, don't give them a reason for your "Y".

(i get out pretty easy this way!)

An experiment

An experiment to test how much one could fool a so called man...
I saved the following picture on my monitor desktop and asked sum one to fix my comp coz i had sum prob...and i was watching him just a few steps away..
didn't surprise me much from the response..just wat i expected!

poor thing was horrified and tryin to click the "no" button..kekekekekek!!

I Asked .....

Asked to bring me happiness
Ignorant, brought me sorrow instead
then, sorrow it is.
Know not the road,
right or wrong.
Unlimited happiness - though that thought
fills me with darkness
The secret does not show itself - my wish
This darkness, I prefer
Night, when all knows, his light shines on them.
Why come as a light, not a face?
He becomes mine...
closes, as a dream; as always,
The truth which never desired.

New Year ...[kekeke]

Tried to celebrate new year which didnt turn out well....kekek...we were totally ignored at a coffee and had to get out after nearly 1 hour...didnt get to see atleast the menu!!!

10 Things You Don't Know About Women

1. Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a gender wide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego.

2. Women produce half the world's food but own only 1 percent of its farmland.

3. Women like porn, too. We just hate it when you hide the porn.

4. Women remember everything. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend where you met. She won't tell you it was at a party. She'll say it was a Thursday, she had just come from dinner, where she ate a veggie burger, and she was wearing her friend’s pink top, which was big on her because her friend is a big girl. You were wearing a blue button-down, drinking a Coke, and talking to a friend. She waved and you gave her the "what's up" nod.

5. An eyelash curler, while mean and ferocious looking, is not a weapon.

6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.)

7. We think it's weird when you watch sports and concentrate to help your team.

8. "Hey, Mona, who's the boss?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Phoebe, where'd you park your broomstick?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Alyssa, you look 250 pounds lighter than Tina in that dress." Surprisingly, good pickup line.

9. Women “get it” better than men. That's before you even factor in listening skills and attention spans. Come to think of it, I should have listed this one first because I'm sure I've lost you by now.

10. You may be surprised to know that women were responsible for inventing all of the following: the circular saw, the signal flare, the space suit, the bulletproof vest, and the windshield wiper. You're welcome.

Tips for all you Gals!!

Here are something i came across, just wanted to share it with u gals...easy and useful.

Lemon and Yeast Facial

1-2 tsp active dry yeast*
1 Tbsp lemon juice

Mix active dry yeast with lemon juice until it forms a paste. Spread on face and neck and allow to dry. Rinse off and moisturize. This facial is the best for eliminating blackheads, shrinking pores and generally making your skin glow - and it's so gentle you could do it every day!

*active dry yeast is sold in the baking section of most stores. It's best to refrigerate after opening.

Citrus Facial Scrub

1/2 grapefruit or orange
1 Tbsp sugar

Take half of a grapefruit or orange, dip it in the sugar, and gently rub on your face in a circular motion, avoiding the eye area. Let your skin dry, then rinse and moisturize.

Pineapple Pickup

1 slice pineapple
Warm water

Dip a washcloth in warm water and hold it to your face and neck for about a minute. Then rub the pineapple slice on your skin. Let your skin dry, then rinse with more warm water and moisturize. Tip: you can also use the rinds from a fresh pineapple!

Fruit Facial

1/4 avocado* or 1/8 papaya** or 2-3 strawberries***

Mash fruit with a fork. Apply to your face and neck. You will probably want to lay down with a towel under your head, as this mask does not dry on your skin. Rest for 5-20 minutes (the longer the better), rinse and moisturize.

Don't know what to do with those overripe bananas? Mash 1/3 of a banana that you weren't going to eat anyway, mix it with a little milk or yogurt or sour cream and apply to your skin as directed above.

For other variations on this home spa treatment, mix an egg or yogurt with the mashed fruit.

*avocado is an excellent treatment for dry, mature or dehydrated skin
**papaya enzymes are excellent for normal, oily, or combination skin
***good for all skin types - the strawberry mask tingles a bit, this is normal

Pumpkin Facial

1 Tbsp canned pumpkin (if you have fresh cooked pumpkin or raw pulp use that instead)
1 tsp honey
1 tsp lemon juice

Mix ingredients and apply to face and neck. Let sit for 10-20 minutes then rinse with warm water. You can turn this recipe into a scrub by adding 1 tsp granulated sugar. Pumpkin is rich in vitamin A which is great for the skin!

Avocado Eye Treatment

2 slices avocado

Place an avocado slice under each eye. Rest for 10-15 minutes, remove and rinse. This eye treatment reduces puffiness and it also nourishes and moisturizes the delicate undereye area.

Cucumber Eye Treatment

2 slices cucumber

Place a cucumber slice on each eye. Rest for 10-15 minutes, remove and rinse if desired. Cucumber is very soothing, mildly astringent and skin-tightening.

Lemon Water Toner

1 Tbsp lemon juice
2-3 Tbsp spring water

Mix lemon and water and apply to face with a cotton ball, avoiding the eyes. A great toner for oily skin in particular. You can make this in advance, and store in a spray bottle in the refrigerator for ease of use. Lemon water toner keeps for about a week.

Cucumber Toner

1 Tbsp minced or grated cucumber
2-3 Tbsp water

Mix cucumber and water and apply to face with a cotton ball, avoiding the eyes. A great toner for all skin types! You can make this in advance, and store in a spray bottle in the refrigerator for ease of use. Cucumber water toner keeps for about 4 days.

Tip: to simplify this recipe even further, just take 2-3 slices of fresh cucumber, rub the slices on your face and neck, leave on for 5-10 minutes and rinse if desired. Korea and Vietnam tells fresh cucumber is widely used in their countries for all its amazing benefits to the skin.